MAXIMUM WAVE RECORDING
A recording service for Opossums. (Also humans)
BOO!
This recording studio is hella scary!
Have you got the guts to make a record at a place that has a Jack o' lantern man working the knobs?.... Prove it coward!
HERE ARE A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF ME LOOKING COOL AS HELL!
I am wearing sunglasses in every photo! Cool. As. Hell.
BEEP BOOP!
The fans go wild for the beeps!
CUBES GOT MY BACK!
Don't try anything funny chump! The Cubes are as powerful as they are humorless.
SHOUTING!
As needed.
DUDE, CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND?
Ugggg. OK..
Here is the deal. I love to make records! And I'm pretty darn good at it. I have a modest basement studio that, for all its post apocalyptic charm, delivers great results. I also have access to super nice professional recording studios where you can feel like a rock star and take instagram photos of yourself in front of huge mixing consoles and stuff. That costs extra of course but probably not as much as you think. Either way, I can make a killer record for you. Below are some clip art stars that came free with the website and a little bit of information.
MY RATES = DIRT CHEAP
You ready?...Strap in amigo...
$20 bucks an hour!
Thats right. Cheap as hell. I want you to make the record you want to make without sweating the cost every minute. Seriously, I actually care about this. I love making records and I don't need to get paid a fortune to do something I love.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?
It depends... I've done entire albums, recorded and mixed in a single day and I have obsessively polished a single song for weeks. For the most part, if you or your band have their shit together it can go pretty fast. Get in touch and we can figure out together how to work in your timeframe and budget!
I ALREADY RECORDED ON MY IPHONE OR WHATEVER. WILL YOU MIX IT FOR ME?
Totally Bro.
ENOUGH TALK! WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE?
Scroll down my friend...
THATS IT. THE WHOLE WEBSITE... I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A RECORD!
